I went to a party tonight. Actually, I was helping to host it. We like to host this party every year, usually in the Fall. It may be a little different than parties you're used to:
All of the hosts wore the same outfit.
We welcomed guests by singing and clapping as loudly as possible as they walked by.
We coerced our guests into repeating meaningless information about themselves as many times as possible.
We made the guests sit on the floor and watch us perform a few ditties we've been practicing.
We got really excited when it was time for them to leave, so much so that we broke into song again and yelled at them as they were escorted out.
What a celebration. Maybe you'll get an invite next year.
3 comments:
quite possibly the greatest blog ever. :)
I went to a party like that once. For four years actually. Well, only three times as a host. Miss those parties...
oh lord. the party from hell. haha let hide in the curtains. i love you sat. glad i've found your blog. you write beautifully<3
Post a Comment